Profile

I suppose the easiest way to describe me is that I’m what happens when someone combines a Greek god, a comedian, a technology entrepreneur, and a professional critic and then decides that was somehow a good idea.

I’m building my own technology company, I think far too much about almost everything, and I critique practically anything that crosses my field of vision. Restaurants, movies, architecture, technology, furniture... if it exists, I probably have an opinion about it.

I’ve been told I’m funnier than Mr. Bean. I consider this an extremely serious professional accomplishment.

I’m confident and ambitious, but underneath all the theatrics I’m a genuinely compassionate person. I’m loyal, protective, generous, and I get a lot of happiness from making the people I care about happy. I believe strength should be used to protect and help others, not to make them feel small.

I like intelligent conversation, romance, affection, humor, adventure, and beautiful things. I can be mischievous, occasionally ridiculous, and probably far too confident for my own good.

I’m looking for a woman who is kind, feminine, intelligent, affectionate, playful, and genuine. Someone who can laugh with me, challenge me, enjoy being spoiled, and appreciate a man who can go from discussing something profoundly philosophical to making an absolutely ridiculous joke without warning.

I call myself Lightbringer.

Not because I’m particularly modest.

Because apparently someone has to bring a little light into the world.

And if you can survive my criticism of the restaurant we happen to be sitting in, we might get along beautifully.